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Post  Misa car on Wed Feb 04, 2009 4:55 pm

Evo od mene prvo jedan sajt sa vicevima http://www.vicevi.co.yu/


A evo i jednog vica
Kako plavuša ubija ribu?
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Post  lax on Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:46 am

Sta dobijes kad se kamion pun krompira zakuca u vrtic?
MUSAKU!!!!!
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Post  Misa car on Mon May 04, 2009 8:12 pm

Otisla zena kod doktora i kaze:
-doktore svi misle da sam krava
a doktor ce na to
-ma nista samo zinite i kazite muuuuuuuu

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Post  Duki on Thu May 28, 2009 7:46 pm

Policajcu umrla majka. Skupile se komsije na zalost, a policajac se javlja na telefon. Kada je spustio slusalicu kaze im: "Hoce nesreca na nesrecu! Evo mi brat javlja da je i njemu umrla majka".

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Post  Duki on Thu May 28, 2009 7:49 pm

Idu dva policajca pored skupstine i nadju mrtvog covjeka. I hajde da naprave zapisnik: "Dana 30.09.1997. u 9h ispred....?....Jeli, kako se pise skupstina"? pita pandur kolegu. "Ej, nisam siguran za skupstinu, hajde da ga prebacimo ispred poste to znam kako se pise". Odgovara drugi.

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Post  Duki on Thu May 28, 2009 7:51 pm

Upoznaje se policajac sa devojkom. "Ja se zovem Milutin. A ti"? "Izabela". "Iza cega"?

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Post  Duki on Thu May 28, 2009 7:52 pm

Izlazi policajac iz pekare, nailazi na svog kolegu i kaze mu: "Ako pogodis koliko kifli imam u dzepu, dacu ti obe".

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Post  Duki on Thu May 28, 2009 7:57 pm

Policajac baca cigle u vodu i vice
-Gle cudo,gle cudo!
- Sta je, u cemu je cudo?
- Cigle kockaste, a ispadaju krugovi!

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Post  Duki on Thu May 28, 2009 7:57 pm

Mlati policajac ekstremistu na demonstracijama na Kosovu.
- Nemoj vise, molim te, ja voljim srbe ko bracu!!!
- Kaj si rekel ???!!!

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Post  Duki on Thu May 28, 2009 8:00 pm

Policajac: "Ko je u liftu?"
Frajer iz lifta: "Seid Memic Vajta."
Policajac: "Izlazite sva trojica."

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Post  Duki on Thu May 28, 2009 8:11 pm

Zasto plavusa nosi kompjuter u Dom zdravlja?
Da ga vakcinise protiv virusa !

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Post  Duki on Thu May 28, 2009 8:15 pm

Sta plavusi pise na grobu?
Prvi put je legla sama.

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Post  Duki on Thu May 28, 2009 8:16 pm

Zasto plavusa puzi po trgovini?
Trazi niske cene.

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